Look, guys, the latest sign of impending apocalypse:

Jack Nicholson is giving up on random, free-range sex.

In Other News:

Baretta claims the Godfather's son did it.

File This Under "Well, What the Hell Did You Expect, You Fucking Shit-for-Brain?:"

British station ITV is upset because Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols used profanity on the air.

No Kidding?

Next thing you know, Tito'll be accused having no talent.